Taking his seat in chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"I have been presented by both of you with a bribe," the judge began.
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
"You, Attorney Leoni, gave me $15,000. And you, Attorney
Campos, gave me $10,000."
The judge reached in his pocket a pulled out a check, which he
handed to Leoni.
"Now, then, I'm returning $5,000, and we are going to decide this case solely on its merits."
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