A light moment.. El Toro

     
>>           Mexican Oysters
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>>            A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day
>>roaming around in  Mexico
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>>            While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
>>scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only
>>did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
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>>            He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
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>>            The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste!
>>Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight
>>this morning. A delicacy!'
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>>            The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
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>>            The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only
>>one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.
>>If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you
>>this delicacy.'
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>>            The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order,
>>and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the
>>day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the
>>waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
>>than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
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>>>>The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Yes, Senor,
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>Sometimes the bull wins.'