Life as a senior citizen is tough

Parachute Club


Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier !!!

Yesterday, with things being a little boring, my wife asked why I
didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to
the Senior Center and hang out with the blokes there. I did, and I
told her this morning that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're 60 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She says to
me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a
Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

Oh hell, I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up
for five jumps a week!