Lunch with Sun Tze Khoe

I had an unexpected lunch  with Sun Tze Master Khoe Keng Hor.  It was really a surprise when my boss called me to join the lunch.  He told me that we will be meeting God for lunch and I know what he mean.  Mr Khoe always wear  white and God always appear in white.. But, this time he appear in white short pants with his naked sexy legs. What happen to him ??

I asked him why he is in shorts and he told me that he is having  a back massage after lunch.  A massage after lunch ? Ow , fantastic arrangements ?  A full stomach for the massage. Unbelievable.

Nevertheless, one of the topic is MH310.   He is the opinion that this is a US CIA operation for something valuable to USA and the plane was left to crash after getting the items.  He said that the Malaysian Government should engage 007 James bond in the first place and the case will be resolved very soon. There was a film called " live another day" where the rocket was intercepted and James bond managed to solve the case. Why spend so much time in the South China Sea and the Indian Ocean... Just sent for " Your Mejesty Service 007".

Another interesting case was his recent experience.  One day, he visited a coffee shop for lunch and the shop was very hot and he suggested to the owner to break down the wall to let teh air circulate and dig two holes to plan two green plants there but the owner rejected him. So, he shut up and went home.

After a month or so, he went back to the shop and he was very happy that the owner followed his advise. So, he called the owner and boast about his advise but the owner told him that he did follow his advise but instead engage a fung shui master to check his shop and teh fung shui master told him that his shop have very bad chi because his wall was resting on a dragon  and the dragon is unable to move freely. So after he break down the wall, the dragon was released and the chi become better. As for the two holes in front of the shop, the spots  is actually the eyes of the dragon and the trees are its eye brows.  After digging the two holes, the dragon now can see and the shop becomes more positive and attracts more customs.  He told me that to sell an idea, it is better to sell it with fantacies rather than honesty... we had a good laugh.

Another subject was on sex.  He said that he is not interested in sex but rather he enjoyed  the thrill to attract the oppersite sex and the fore play.  After ejeculation, he feel hopeless and tired. So , he prefer to keep the strength.  He told me that he will call me to do the final part in the future if I want to.  Haiyoo.... how can he do that ???? changing partners at the final spot.  So, I must be watching and waiting to do that ... what a waste.

We parted with a heavy stomach and a good time.  I really missed this guy.  Good talking skill and dramatic as well.  What a wonderful fella.

Namaste.