Another version of 100 kisses.

Punjabi lawyer wrote to his wife...

　

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India ...

　

Dear Sunita Darling,

　

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis
has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

　

Your loving husband,

Tuna Singh

　

　

　

His wife replied...

　

TINKU KE PAPPA ,

　

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the
Kisses...:

　

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

　

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after
7 kisses.

　

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead
of the monthly rent.

　

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave
him other items, I hope you understand..

　

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

　

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can survive the month using this balance... Shall I plan the
same for the next month?

　

Your Sweet Heart,

Kichi