I am finally retired. What a bliss...

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

 

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

 

After that, I tried being a Tailor,

but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

but that was too exhausting.

 

Then, tried being a Chef,
figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

 

Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

 

My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

 

I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn't have any patience.

 

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

 

I became a Professional Fisherman,

but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

 

Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too draining.

 

So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

 

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian
until I realized there was no future in it.

 

My last job was working in Starbucks,
but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

 

SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!