A matter of words... be careful.

A toast to India's 'refined' English Language:

 

Relex Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size
photograph of his son for college admission.

　

Accidentally, the photograph dropped from his pocket.

　

He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor below
the ends of a woman's saree.

　

He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph"....

　

THE REST IS HISTORY....

　

He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was suprised
to see Jaswan Singh on the next bed to him in a worse condition.

　

Jaswan explained what happened to him.

　

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late & missed
the last bus.

　

He couldn't find any
hotel nearby.

　

So he approached a nearby house & asked the owner whether he can stay
there for a night.

　

The owner replied "I have 2 grown-up daughters. Sorry, you can't stay
here."

　

Then he approached the next house & asked the owner
whether he can stay there for a night.

　

The owner too replied "I have 3 grown-up daughters. Sorry you can't
stay here."

　

So he went to the next house & asked "Do you have grown-up daughters?"

　

The owner asked "Why?" and Jaswan replied,"I want to stay
for a night."

　

THE REST IS HISTORY... boommmmm..!!!

　

The moral of the story is :

　

WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE THEM CORRECTLY...