Benefits of been above 50 ( lifestyle)

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is
all true...

*Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

*01.** Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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*02..** In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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*03.** No one expects you to run--anywhere.

**04.** People call at 9 pm and ask,"did I wake you?"
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**05.** People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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**06.** There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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**07.** Things you buy now won't wear out.
**08.** **You can eat supper at 4 pm.**
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**09.** You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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**10.** You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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**11.** You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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**12.** You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.
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**13.** You sing along with elevator music.
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**14. **Your eyes won't get much worse.
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**15**.. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.
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**16.** Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
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**17.** Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.

**18.** Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

**19.** You can't remember who sent you this list.
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**20.And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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**Most importantly, never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night.*