A lesson today - know when to shut up

*Daddy's car in the woods.*


Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods.. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself
as he ran home and started to tell his mother 'Mummy, I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went
back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped
her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane.........'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see
the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he
was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was away on the oil rigs....'

Moral:

Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole story
before you interrupt!
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