Murphy's Law - The wonders of the Mind

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is NOT a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??? Is always under construction.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich, Which never works.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late...

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in your queue and in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.