Thursday, January 5, 2012

Best joke in UK - ext

This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in UK


One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and saw
Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for
his autograph..

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our
Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your
Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg..

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the
Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same".
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